My secret geeky blog

ask-gallows-callibrator:

bloody-dragon:

IF YOU’RE BROKE AS ME BUT STILL WANT TO GROSS PEOPLE OUT ON HALLOWEEN, HERE YA GO.


YOU NEED:

-WATER
-FLOUR
-TOILET PAPER
-SOME DARK EYESHADOW(black, greens and browns)
-SOME RED MAKEUP(lipstick, eyeshadow or whatever)
-FAKE BLOOD
-2 HARD BIG BRUSH, 1 SMALL BRUSH, A MEDIUM SPONDGE(can be found at any hobby store. Take the cheapest you can find).

optional: powder brush and blue food dye.

Be super creative and make really gross wounds. To make it look deeper, just build up layers.
Rice and spaggeti can be used as worms and maggots.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Blitz means camera flash.

great for cosplay, too!

quei:

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quei:

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citytowns:

space—nerd:

i’ve dreamed about space today and it felt like home

citytowns:

space—nerd:

i’ve dreamed about space today and it felt like home

fantastic-sam-is-not-my-name:

kadota:

Ed Edd n Eddy!

I never realized how cool some of these were.

notmusa:

feralhousewife:

PARKOUR PIG

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If your character had to die… How would you like them to die?

ellyosa:

thedistantgirl:

 

in-twilight-realms:

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I CANT STOP LAUGHING

this will always be my favorite

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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